Eaten alive

mom often complains that i've eaten her alive, so recently i've been trying this out for myself. i don't know what she's complaining about. it's my latest discovery - i LOVE eating my hands. when i'm hungry, when i'm bored, when i'm going to sleep, when i'm waking up....pretty much any time is a great time to eat my hands. mom now gets upset when i try and eat her and my hands at the same time. you'd have thought she'd be glad i was trying to feed myself.