well after a good morning's working and feeding and stuff, I persuaded mom and dad to accompany me to IKEA and Costco ... what better way to spend a monday afternoon? We timed it well so that I could spend a delightful 45 mins in the IKEA nursing room - a place that mom and dad never expected to be. dad says it's not very rock and roll, but I beg to differ. nice seats to kip in while me and mummy do the feed thing. dim lighting, and a good quality floor, plenty of kit to make my life more comfortable. it's like being back stage at a rolling stones gig - except I was the only one drinking.
dad looked a bit too comfortable, so I woke him up by squeezing a high velocity poo and peeing all over my front, his hands, and I think I even managed to get mom at the same time. it was a fantastically messy experience .. you see it really is a rolling stones gig! I wanted to test out just how prepared these parents can be when out on the road. it would have been a laugh if they'd had to take me around costco dressed simply in a soiled diaper on a cold november afternoon.
but, of course, mom had packed me some spare clothes and a mountain of cleaning cloths, so crisis was averted. not sure that she packed any spare clothes for them though. IKEA wood floors - coped very well with mildly acidic warm liquid. mom and dad laughed quite a lot, which was nice. I wonder if I can repeat the performance in the chinese restaurant on friday .. watch this space. weeeeeeeeeeeeee
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LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Maniacal laughter) Tom, you should photoshop a picture of him and make him rubing hiss hands and laughing with an evil grin on his face!!
The above comment is from Cal :)
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