do you have a woom?

I'm a cool type of guy, so our room doesn't need to be ready. lots of nice people to look after me until 7pm when we get our lovely room upstairs - so long as dad doesn't pass out through lack of sleep, we'll work it out in the "overflow area" - hey it's much more luxurious than a corridor, and we have all we need. then we do make it to our destination: en suite, bed for dad, and some top nurses to call me handsome ... can I take a couple home with me?

food? no thanks I'm good for a few days. poo? that's not poo, it's tar! sleep, oh yes.