nice apartment guys - day 3

wow, you guys have made me a nice home ... I can still hear the beautiful womb sounds of saws, drills and hammers - thanks mom. but the result is cool. flowers, balloon, a nice cup of tea, some clean sheets on my bed and yours. nice place to be.

the outside world

so we had the choice ... move to another room with another baby in a different part of the hospital or brave the outside world. I'm still not really interested in food, so we should possibly stay, but some sleep would be really amazing right now. mom was a bit shaky last night when I kept her awake, so I bravely talked them into taking me home, as long as we come back in tomorrow for some feeding lessons ... can we do that dr Rachel? cool, thanks. bright lights big city ... I'm free

do you have a woom?

I'm a cool type of guy, so our room doesn't need to be ready. lots of nice people to look after me until 7pm when we get our lovely room upstairs - so long as dad doesn't pass out through lack of sleep, we'll work it out in the "overflow area" - hey it's much more luxurious than a corridor, and we have all we need. then we do make it to our destination: en suite, bed for dad, and some top nurses to call me handsome ... can I take a couple home with me?

food? no thanks I'm good for a few days. poo? that's not poo, it's tar! sleep, oh yes.

delivery

phoned granny. mom's shaking with adrenaline. not sure what all the fuss is about. we forgive dad for leaving the boogie box in the car, although some tunes would have been nice during our really hard work. we should perhaps get going out of here as there's more babies wanting to use my room. busy night! thanks to dr wilson and christa - you were awesome, we're off now.

arrival

I've done it. I'm here. what a day. I'm 8lb 10oz. Mom and I managed 10 hours of labour, emerged the natural way without a drug in sight. nice work everyone.